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Who Is There?
P. M. Futcher
Who looks magnificent in his kilt?
Whose accent has a delightful lilt?
Who can understand any engine ever built?
Who nurtures each engine like a child?
And really is quite meek and mild,
Until the Enterprise is reviled?
Who runs an illicit whisky still,
And can drink Scotch whisky by the gill?
Yet, is always ready for a refill?