DISCLAIMER: The Star Trek characters are the property of Paramount Studios, Inc. The vignette is the creation and property of Good Twin/Evil Twin and is copyright (c) 2003 by Good Twin/Evil. Rated PG13.
HANDS ON EXPERIENCE (EL 'RU FI VESHTAYA)
"You have the hands of a master," she moaned.
"Why, thank you for the compliment. I do think that you are overstating my skills," he said.
"No, I am not. I mean it quite sincerely. I have never had it so good. You are so good at this. HMMM," she sighed.
"It gives me a great degree of satisfaction knowing that you appreciate my efforts on your behalf," he said.
"Well, I know that I must be really special for you to do this to me. I know that you are very particular about whom you engage in this type of activity. I know that quite a few women would gladly give a month's pay for you to do this to them," she said, closing her eyes blissfully.
He raised his eyebrows at that remark. "I do not think that I am that good that women would pay me to do this to them," he stated modestly.
"You are underestimating your talent. Yes! Yes! Right there! You are hitting the sweet spot! Harder! Please, harder! Move your fingers up and down like that! Work it! Work it! Ooooooo! You are making my toes curl! I am getting really wet here. I hope that I am not dripping any of this all over you. I don't like to be a messy, but I can't help it. I hope that I am not embarrassing you. I did not mean to get so loud, but when you hit the spot, I just had to let you know. Your technique should be put in some manuals. I have never had an experience like this before. Does this talent run in your family?" Christine asked.
"I am not one to be a braggart, but the men in my family take it as a compliment that no one has ever complained about their performance. Please keep this confidential, but my mother once mentioned that my father did it better than anyone else. He still does it on a regular basis," he explained.
"Spock, I can see why Amanda has stayed married to Sarek for so long. I know that if I had this kind of experience available all time, I would be one happy camper. I hope that you and I can keep doing this on a regular basis. I will gladly pay extra if I can be your only customer. I know that I am being greedy wanting you all to myself. I can't help it. It is your fault. If you weren't so good, I would not be begging like this," she said.
"I will consider your offer if you will agree to do me in return. I don't want this to be a one-sided arrangement," he said.
"You mean that you will trust me with the family treasure? I am honored that you would consider me worthy to handle you. I promise that I will be gentle with you. I know that since you took such good care of me and pleased me to no end, I consider it a privilege to do you. I will even use my secret technique on you. My hands will be like silk on you," she promised.
"Are you sure that I deserve this?" he asked.
"Oh, yes! There is an old family saying we have," explained Christine. "Once you go to a Chapel, you will be praying for more before you are through!"
That remark caused his eyebrows to disappear into his hairline. "Well, I look forward to my turn. Let me rinse the shampoo out of your hair and then you can shampoo and cut mine," said Spock.