DISCLAIMER: The Star Trek characters are the property of Paramount Studios, Inc. The story contents are the creation and property of T'Kuht and is copyright (c) 2001 by T'Kuht. Okay, this is the first time I've actually written anything and submitted it so I hope you like it. I am also an Andy Griffith fan and as I was working the other day I nearly laughed my ass off just pictureing this.

Deputy Spock and Miss Christine


"Uhura, get me sickbay,"Spock called as he ran a comb through his black hair and splashed a little witch hazel onto his uniform. As his call was being placed he fairly leapt into his desk chair and put his feet up on the desk. Whistling a little tune, he almost smiled when sickbay answered,"Sickbay, Christine here."

Leaning into the comm panel, he said in his soft baritone,"Christine, this is Spock."

"Oh, hi. How may I help you?"

"Just making sure everything was all right. You wouldn't have any free time this evening when we get to Starbase 5, would you? We could go to Morelli's and have their blue plate special..."

"Dutch treat, I suppose," her voice answered, a little disgusted. Spock was a cheap date.

"Well, I could swing for the ice cream later. Then we could go to the pond, skip some rocks," he suggested and began filing his nails.

"Really, I should probably stay on board. There are all those supplies coming in," she excused, trying to let him down easy.

"Christine, I've been working on that song ... the one just for you."


Turning his back to the desk and staring at the large firepot he began (sung to the tune "Juanita"), "Christine, oh oh oh Christine, you and I must never part ... Christine, oh oh oh Christine you are here within my heart."

Without his hearing it, Captain James Kirk had come in his cabin just as he got to the chorus. Grinning mischievously, Kirk crept up behind Spock and leaned down to the intercom. Just as Spock finished the second verse and started into the chorus, Kirk chimed in,"Christine, oh oh oh Christine..."

Spock leapt out of the chair, knocking it over and in a pose of paranoia stammered,"Sickbay, trouble check out ... roger, wilco, and over."

Kirk was still laughing as he ran out of the cabin, ducking to avoid being hit by the bottle of witch hazel.