DISCLAIMER: The Star Trek characters are the property of Paramount Studios, Inc. This limerick is the creation and property of T'Eros and is copyright (c) 2000 by T'Eros.
There once was a Vulcan named Spock
Who heard ticking his biological clock.
He called up Christine
And said, "Have you seen
The size of my dickery-dock?"
"It's time for pon farr once again.
And, although it's not really a sin,
I need my good nurse
'Fore it gets any worse,
And I lose all control of my yen!"
So Christine ran quick to his side
In his quarters she did abide
For so many hours
That crewmen sent flowers
For they thought that she surely had died!
But finally she emerged all aglow
And bruised from her head to her toe.
For she found that Spock
Was completely a jock
And he could go fast or go slow.
The smile's on her face to this day.
From her regular rolls in the hay
With her horny Vulcan
Good lord, what a man!
Who's always got time for a lay!