DISCLAIMER: The Star Trek characters are the property of Paramount Studios, Inc. The story contents are the creation and property of Ronda Sexton and is copyright (c) 2003 by Ronda Sexton. Rated PG.



Private Messages

Ronda



To: Spock

From: Nurse Chapel

Subject: Shore Leave



What do you have up your sleeve for

shore leave next week?



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To: Nurse Chapel

From: Spock

Subject: Re Shore Leave



The only things up my sleeves are my arms.



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To: Spock, aka the Straight Man

From: Long Suffering Head Nurse

Subject: Smart Aleck Vulcans Was Re: Shore Leave



You know what I mean. Why do you always have to be so literal? Shore leave will be here before we know it. I need to know how to plan accordingly.



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To: Overly Dramatic Christine

From: Intelligent Vulcan

Subject: Dramatics was RE Smart Aleck Vulcans Was Re: Shore Leave.



Your tendency to over dramatize is one of your more endearing traits. I have not yet determined what to do for shore leave. You are more familiar with the planet perhaps you might suggest activities to me.



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To: Indecisive Vulcan Spock

From: Endearing Over Dramatizer

Subject: Shore Leave Suggestions Was Dramatics was RE Smart Aleck

Vulcans Was Re: Shore Leave.



Hmmm, you've given me a very wide opening here. Let's see ... no ... that would be too risque ... let me think about it a bit and get back to you. This planet offers so many stimulating things to do.



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To: Risque but Endearing

From: Seeking Risque

Subject: What Would be too Risque?



Too risque sounds rather fascinating. I think I would enjoy too risque. It has extreme possibilities. Tell me more



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To: Naughty Spock

From: Christine ... aka Hot Lips

Subject: Re: Seeking Risque



You don't know what you're asking for. I'm not sure a Vulcan could take this much risque. ;)



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To: Christine ... aka Hot Lips???

From: I WANT RISQUE

Subject: Wanna Bet



I can take anything you can come up with. Hmmmm, the nickname Hot Lips sounds promising. Could having hot lips have anything to do with Risque?? Tell me more, Hot Lips...



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To: Risque Seeker

From: Hot Lips

Subject: You Asked for It



Hmmm, I was thinking of a private Risan beach... Yeah, the Risan officials owe me some big favors... With it being a private beach ... let's just say anything goes.



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To: Hot Lips

From: Ready and Willing

Subject: Anything Goes



I take I need not bring my swimming trunks.



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To: Ready and Willing

From: Hot Lips and Hot Hips

Subject: Private Risan Beaches.



No swimming trunks allowed. Just lots of sunscreen to spread on warm, hot bodies.



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To: Hot Lips and Hot Hips

From: Very Hot Vulcan Body

Subject: Sunscreen



As long as we spread it on each other.



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To: Very Hot Vulcan Body

From: Burning Babe

Subject: How About Some Practice



I think we should practice with the sunscreen. No need to risk those ultraviolet rays on our skin. Wanna come to my quarters and learn proper procedures for applying sunscreen?



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To: Burning Babe

From: Your Lusty Vulcan

Subject: RE: How About Some Practice



I will leave for your quarters immediately.



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