DISCLAIMER: The Star Trek characters are the property of Paramount Studios, Inc. The story contents are the creation and property of Ronda Sexton and is copyright (c) 2003 by Ronda Sexton. Rated PG.
Private Messages
Ronda
To: Spock
From: Nurse Chapel
Subject: Shore Leave
What do you have up your sleeve for
shore leave next week?
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To: Nurse Chapel
From: Spock
Subject: Re Shore Leave
The only things up my sleeves are my arms.
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To: Spock, aka the Straight Man
From: Long Suffering Head Nurse
Subject: Smart Aleck Vulcans Was Re: Shore Leave
You know what I mean. Why do you always have to be so literal? Shore leave will be here before we know it. I need to know how to plan accordingly.
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To: Overly Dramatic Christine
From: Intelligent Vulcan
Subject: Dramatics was RE Smart Aleck Vulcans Was Re: Shore Leave.
Your tendency to over dramatize is one of your more endearing traits. I have not yet determined what to do for shore leave. You are more familiar with the planet perhaps you might suggest activities to me.
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To: Indecisive Vulcan Spock
From: Endearing Over Dramatizer
Subject: Shore Leave Suggestions Was Dramatics was RE Smart Aleck
Vulcans Was Re: Shore Leave.
Hmmm, you've given me a very wide opening here. Let's see ... no ... that would be too risque ... let me think about it a bit and get back to you. This planet offers so many stimulating things to do.
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To: Risque but Endearing
From: Seeking Risque
Subject: What Would be too Risque?
Too risque sounds rather fascinating. I think I would enjoy too risque. It has extreme possibilities. Tell me more
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To: Naughty Spock
From: Christine ... aka Hot Lips
Subject: Re: Seeking Risque
You don't know what you're asking for. I'm not sure a Vulcan could take this much risque. ;)
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To: Christine ... aka Hot Lips???
From: I WANT RISQUE
Subject: Wanna Bet
I can take anything you can come up with. Hmmmm, the nickname Hot Lips sounds promising. Could having hot lips have anything to do with Risque?? Tell me more, Hot Lips...
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To: Risque Seeker
From: Hot Lips
Subject: You Asked for It
Hmmm, I was thinking of a private Risan beach... Yeah, the Risan officials owe me some big favors... With it being a private beach ... let's just say anything goes.
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To: Hot Lips
From: Ready and Willing
Subject: Anything Goes
I take I need not bring my swimming trunks.
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To: Ready and Willing
From: Hot Lips and Hot Hips
Subject: Private Risan Beaches.
No swimming trunks allowed. Just lots of sunscreen to spread on warm, hot bodies.
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To: Hot Lips and Hot Hips
From: Very Hot Vulcan Body
Subject: Sunscreen
As long as we spread it on each other.
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To: Very Hot Vulcan Body
From: Burning Babe
Subject: How About Some Practice
I think we should practice with the sunscreen. No need to risk those ultraviolet rays on our skin. Wanna come to my quarters and learn proper procedures for applying sunscreen?
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To: Burning Babe
From: Your Lusty Vulcan
Subject: RE: How About Some Practice
I will leave for your quarters immediately.
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FADE TO BLACK
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