The Security Officer's Soliloquy

By SherryB

To be or not to be? That is the question

To die at phaser point or to be crushed to death by a Kelvin

To have one's atoms scattered into space or to have one's body torn from limb from limb by exploding rocks

To slowly die from that Galileo monster or to quickly die from a lightning bolt

To eat deadly berries or have your salt sucked out of your body

To be or not to be? That is the question I'm dying to have answered.