The Security Officer's Soliloquy
To be or not to be? That is the question
To die at phaser point or to be crushed to death by a Kelvin
To have one's atoms scattered into space or to have one's body torn from limb from limb by exploding rocks
To slowly die from that Galileo monster or to quickly die from a lightning bolt
To eat deadly berries or have your salt sucked out of your body
To be or not to be? That is the question I'm dying to have answered.