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Three Vulcan Limericks
When in Pon Fafr, Spock runs amok
constantly prowling for fucks.
On Christine he spies
and gives her a try.
Ten times on the deck; my, for her luck.
* * *
There once was a Commander named Spock
possessing an extraordinary cock.
"It is such a curse;
what I NEED is a nurse
'Lo, Christine", as I slap the door lock.
* * *
In a little Vulcan town Shikar
lived a Vulcan known both near and far.
Took a human wife
endured T'Pau's strife.
But of their marriage nothing could mar.