Disclaimer: Paramount/Viacom own Star Trek Taken from Son of Grope - A British 'zine from 1977 put out by Ann Looker. Rating: PG13
Its phrasing tautological,
And porny stories shock me to the core.
Which is the least audacity –
Sweet sonnets or salacity?
My Vulcan flesh and blood will stand no more.
HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE A VULCAN PORN'D