Disclaimer: Paramount/Viacom own Star Trek Taken from Son of Grope - A British 'zine from 1977 put out by Ann Looker. Rating: PG13

 

Spock's Lament

Caroline Nixon

 

Poetry's illogical,

Its phrasing tautological,

And porny stories shock me to the core.

 

Which is the least audacity

Sweet sonnets or salacity?

My Vulcan flesh and blood will stand no more.

 

HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE A VULCAN PORN'D