Disclaimer: Paramount/Viacom own Star Trek Taken from Son of Grope - A British 'zine from 1977 put out by Ann Looker. Rating: PG13

Spock's Lament

Caroline Nixon

Poetry's illogical,

Its phrasing tautological,

And porny stories shock me to the core.

Which is the least audacity –

Sweet sonnets or salacity?

My Vulcan flesh and blood will stand no more.

HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE A VULCAN PORN'D