DISCLAIMER: The Star Trek characters are the property of Paramount Studios, Inc. The story contents are the creation and property of JM Lane and is copyright (c) 2001 by JM Lane. This story is Rated PG.

Santa Challenge #7

JM Lane

From the Desk of James T. Kirk

Dear Santa,

I haven't written a letter like this since I was a kid, but I can assure you that the wish I have in mind is definitely not kid stuff. You see, my wish involves our lovely Communications Officer, one Nyota Uhura. I would be eternally grateful if you could see your way clear to set me up with her for a long weekend together on either Risa or even the Amusement Park planet. This is kind of like a blind date, only I wouldn't need a duplicate of the lady -- merely a romantic dinner, some Dom Perignon champagne, privacy and the lady herself.

Provided she's willing, that is. With my reputation, however, I would prefer to think that she fantasizes about me as much as I do about her, despite her professional mask on the Bridge. You have no idea how many cold showers I've had to take because of her! The lady is literally built like a brick and has legs that go roughly up to her chin. So if you could possibly grant my wish, I would be the happiest and horniest guy in the Galaxy -- and it would be a weekend neither she nor I would ever forget!

James T. Kirk

P.S. If you can't pull this off, simply get me a first edition of "Lady Chatterley's Lover" by D.H. Lawrence and I'll take it from there.