DISCLAIMER: The Star Trek characters are the property of Paramount Studios, Inc. The story contents are the creation and property of Jill Jackson and is copyright (c) 2002 by Jill Jackson. The following story was inspired by the one and only Cheree. Rated PG.



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Jill Jackson



From: PLANET VULCAN

Stardate: 6263.5

To: ENTERPRISE (Chapel, R.N.)

Subject: Greetings

Greetings, Christine. I have a 10 minute pause in my daily activities, and wanted to wish



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From: ENTERPRISE

Stardate: 6263.7

To: PLANET VULCAN (Commander Spock)

Subject: Re: Greetings

>and wanted to wish

That you were anywhere else but in Shi'kahr?



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From: PLANET VULCAN

Stardate: 6264.0

To: ENTERPRISE (Chapel, R.N.)

Subject: Re: Re: Greetings

And wanted to wish you a pleasant and prosperous good day. I am unfortunately



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From: ENTERPRISE

Stardate: 6264.1

To: PLANET VULCAN (Commander Spock)

Subject: If Wishes Were Horses

>I am unfortunately

Stuck in Shi'kahr?



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From: PLANET VULCAN

Stardate: 6264.2

To: ENTERPRISE (Chapel, R.N.)

Subject: If Wishes Were Computers

I shall retype my sentence. I am unfortunately using a portable



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From: ENTERPRISE

Stardate: 6264.3

To: PLANET VULCAN (Commander Spock)

Subject: . . . Beggars Would Email

>unfortunately using a portable

Toilet? Too Much Information!



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From: PLANET VULCAN

Stardate: 6264.6

To: ENTERPRISE (Chapel, R.N.)

Subject: Re: . . . Beggars Would Email

Portable Communications Terminal. I must inquire, Chris, if you are taking



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From: ENTERPRISE

Stardate: 6264.7

To: PLANET VULCAN (Commander Spock)

Subject: Re: Re: . . . Beggars Would Email

>if you are taking

You seriously? I should say not!



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From: PLANET VULCAN

Stardate: 6264.9

To: ENTERPRISE (Chapel, R.N.)

Subject: If Turnips Were Computers

My sentence was meant to express a question, inquiring as to whether you were overdosing on



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From: ENTERPRISE

Stardate: 6265.2

To: PLANET VULCAN (Commander Spock)

Subject: Re: If Turnips Were Computers

>overdosing on

Chocolate Cream Pastries? Yes, I have been mainlining the pastries, I'm afraid. Due, of course, to the fact that I can't take you at the moment, seriously or otherwise. Sigh.



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From: PLANET VULCAN

Stardate: 6265.5

To: ENTERPRISE (Chapel, R.N.)

Subject: I'd Wear One By My Side

My stay at Shi'Kahr shall not be a lengthy one. In the meantime, please



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From: ENTERPRISE

Stardate: 6265.6

To: PLANET VULCAN (Commander Spock)

Subject: Re: I'd Wear One By My Side

>In the meantime, please

Transmit a very naughty photo of myself to keep you company during those long Vulcan nights?



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From; PLANET VULCAN

Stardate: 6265.8

To: ENTERPRISE (Chapel, R.N.)

Subject: Re: Re: I'd Wear One By My Side

The Vulcan nights are not long. And the point is moot, becau



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From: ENTERPRISE

Stardate: 6265.9

To: PLANET VULCAN (Commander Spock)

Subject: Long Vulcan . . .

>And the point is moot, becau

se you already have a naughty photo of me?



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From: PLANET VULCAN

Stardate: 6266.3

To: ENTERPRISE (Chapel, R.N.)

Subject: Re: Long Vulcan . . .

Congratulations. You are finally correct in your assumptions. However, I doubt



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From: ENTERPRISE

Stardate: 6266.4

To: PLANET VULCAN (Commander Spock)

Subject: Re: Re: Long Vulcan . . .

>However, I doubt

That a photo could ever satisfy you like the real thing?



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From: PLANET VULCAN

Stardate: 6266.6

To: ENTERPRISE (Chapel, R.N.)

Subject: Emailus Interruptus

I doubt that you can continue to telepathically read my thoughts. Therefore, I shall now politely and firmly



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From: ENTERPRISE

Stardate: 6266.7

To: PLANET VULCAN (Commander Spock)

Subject: Re: Emailus Interruptus

>politely and firmly

Throw the #@&*% portable communications terminal into the nearest sand pit?



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From: PLANET VULCAN

Stardate: 6266.95

To: ENTERPRISE (Chapel, R.N.)

Subject: Re: Re: Emailus Interruptus

Alright. That's two points for you. Shall we fin



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From: ENTERPRISE

Stardate: 6267.0

To: PLANET VULCAN (Commander Spock)

Subject: I Accept Your Proposal

>Shall we fin

ally run off and get married and have 2 beautiful children and live happily ever after??!!



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From: PLANET VULCAN

Stardate: 6267.4

To: ENTERPRISE (Chapel, R.N.)

Subject: Re: I Accept Your Proposal

Your wit and humor is boundless, as usual, Christine. Shall we FINISH our conversation later, when I can obtain the use of a suitable terminal?



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From: ENTERPRISE

Stardate: 6267.5

To: PLANET VULCAN (Commander Spock)

Subject: Re: Re: I Accept Your Proposal

Oh, I see that was a complete thought. Well, in that case, yes, I'll talk to you later then, Spock. I have a chocolate croissant waiting for me anyway.



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From: PLANET VULCAN

Stardate: 6267.7

To: ENTERPRISE (Chapel, R.N.)

Subject: Signing Off

Always remember, Chris, that I lo



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From: ENTERPRISE

Stardate: 6267.8

To: PLANET VULCAN (Commander Spock)

Subject: Re: Signing Off

>that I lo

That you what, Spock? That you love me madly? That you look forward to seeing me again? That you lost your mind? Spock?! Did you just sign off?! You did that on purpose, didn't you? Spock!!!!



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