DISCLAIMER: The Star Trek characters are the property of Paramount Studios, Inc. The story contents are the creation and property of Jill Jackson and is copyright (c) 2002 by Jill Jackson. The following story was inspired by the one and only Cheree. Rated PG.
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Jill Jackson
From: PLANET VULCAN
Stardate: 6263.5
To: ENTERPRISE (Chapel, R.N.)
Subject: Greetings
Greetings, Christine. I have a 10 minute pause in my daily activities, and wanted to wish
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From: ENTERPRISE
Stardate: 6263.7
To: PLANET VULCAN (Commander Spock)
Subject: Re: Greetings
>and wanted to wish
That you were anywhere else but in Shi'kahr?
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From: PLANET VULCAN
Stardate: 6264.0
To: ENTERPRISE (Chapel, R.N.)
Subject: Re: Re: Greetings
And wanted to wish you a pleasant and prosperous good day. I am unfortunately
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From: ENTERPRISE
Stardate: 6264.1
To: PLANET VULCAN (Commander Spock)
Subject: If Wishes Were Horses
>I am unfortunately
Stuck in Shi'kahr?
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From: PLANET VULCAN
Stardate: 6264.2
To: ENTERPRISE (Chapel, R.N.)
Subject: If Wishes Were Computers
I shall retype my sentence. I am unfortunately using a portable
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From: ENTERPRISE
Stardate: 6264.3
To: PLANET VULCAN (Commander Spock)
Subject: . . . Beggars Would Email
>unfortunately using a portable
Toilet? Too Much Information!
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From: PLANET VULCAN
Stardate: 6264.6
To: ENTERPRISE (Chapel, R.N.)
Subject: Re: . . . Beggars Would Email
Portable Communications Terminal. I must inquire, Chris, if you are taking
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From: ENTERPRISE
Stardate: 6264.7
To: PLANET VULCAN (Commander Spock)
Subject: Re: Re: . . . Beggars Would Email
>if you are taking
You seriously? I should say not!
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From: PLANET VULCAN
Stardate: 6264.9
To: ENTERPRISE (Chapel, R.N.)
Subject: If Turnips Were Computers
My sentence was meant to express a question, inquiring as to whether you were overdosing on
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From: ENTERPRISE
Stardate: 6265.2
To: PLANET VULCAN (Commander Spock)
Subject: Re: If Turnips Were Computers
>overdosing on
Chocolate Cream Pastries? Yes, I have been mainlining the pastries, I'm afraid. Due, of course, to the fact that I can't take you at the moment, seriously or otherwise. Sigh.
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From: PLANET VULCAN
Stardate: 6265.5
To: ENTERPRISE (Chapel, R.N.)
Subject: I'd Wear One By My Side
My stay at Shi'Kahr shall not be a lengthy one. In the meantime, please
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From: ENTERPRISE
Stardate: 6265.6
To: PLANET VULCAN (Commander Spock)
Subject: Re: I'd Wear One By My Side
>In the meantime, please
Transmit a very naughty photo of myself to keep you company during those long Vulcan nights?
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From; PLANET VULCAN
Stardate: 6265.8
To: ENTERPRISE (Chapel, R.N.)
Subject: Re: Re: I'd Wear One By My Side
The Vulcan nights are not long. And the point is moot, becau
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From: ENTERPRISE
Stardate: 6265.9
To: PLANET VULCAN (Commander Spock)
Subject: Long Vulcan . . .
>And the point is moot, becau
se you already have a naughty photo of me?
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From: PLANET VULCAN
Stardate: 6266.3
To: ENTERPRISE (Chapel, R.N.)
Subject: Re: Long Vulcan . . .
Congratulations. You are finally correct in your assumptions. However, I doubt
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From: ENTERPRISE
Stardate: 6266.4
To: PLANET VULCAN (Commander Spock)
Subject: Re: Re: Long Vulcan . . .
>However, I doubt
That a photo could ever satisfy you like the real thing?
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From: PLANET VULCAN
Stardate: 6266.6
To: ENTERPRISE (Chapel, R.N.)
Subject: Emailus Interruptus
I doubt that you can continue to telepathically read my thoughts. Therefore, I shall now politely and firmly
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From: ENTERPRISE
Stardate: 6266.7
To: PLANET VULCAN (Commander Spock)
Subject: Re: Emailus Interruptus
>politely and firmly
Throw the #@&*% portable communications terminal into the nearest sand pit?
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From: PLANET VULCAN
Stardate: 6266.95
To: ENTERPRISE (Chapel, R.N.)
Subject: Re: Re: Emailus Interruptus
Alright. That's two points for you. Shall we fin
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From: ENTERPRISE
Stardate: 6267.0
To: PLANET VULCAN (Commander Spock)
Subject: I Accept Your Proposal
>Shall we fin
ally run off and get married and have 2 beautiful children and live happily ever after??!!
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From: PLANET VULCAN
Stardate: 6267.4
To: ENTERPRISE (Chapel, R.N.)
Subject: Re: I Accept Your Proposal
Your wit and humor is boundless, as usual, Christine. Shall we FINISH our conversation later, when I can obtain the use of a suitable terminal?
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From: ENTERPRISE
Stardate: 6267.5
To: PLANET VULCAN (Commander Spock)
Subject: Re: Re: I Accept Your Proposal
Oh, I see that was a complete thought. Well, in that case, yes, I'll talk to you later then, Spock. I have a chocolate croissant waiting for me anyway.
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From: PLANET VULCAN
Stardate: 6267.7
To: ENTERPRISE (Chapel, R.N.)
Subject: Signing Off
Always remember, Chris, that I lo
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From: ENTERPRISE
Stardate: 6267.8
To: PLANET VULCAN (Commander Spock)
Subject: Re: Signing Off
>that I lo
That you what, Spock? That you love me madly? That you look forward to seeing me again? That you lost your mind? Spock?! Did you just sign off?! You did that on purpose, didn't you? Spock!!!!
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-The End-