DISCLAIMER: The Star Trek characters are the property of Paramount Studios, Inc. This filk is the creation and property of Cindy DeVoe and is copyright (c) 2004 by Cindy DeVoe.
(sung to the Cher tune by the same name)
My mother married into Vulcany.
My father's people were ashamed of me
The Humans said that I was Vulcan by law
But my Vulcan peers called me Human bore.
Half'breed' that's all I ever heard
Half'breed' how I learned to hate the word
Half'breed' he's no good they warned
Both sides misunderstood me since the day I was born
The other children always laughed at me
"He's really Human anyone can see."
I never settled, went where wonders abound.
When you're in Starfleet you don't hang around
I was not accepted and I felt ashamed
Nineteen I left now tell me who's to blame
My life since then has been from star to star
But now your tender touch has opened up my heart.