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Three Limericks


There once was a Vulcan named Spock

Whose father he wanted to shock

He brought home Christine

In a black limousine

And said, "If it's rocking, don't bother to knock."

(Okay, my scan is off.)

Nurse Chapel was giddy with joy

When the special Nicosi sex toy

That she'd bought on sale

Arrived in the mail.

So she said, "Forget Spock, where's McCoy?"

McCoy and a nurse named Christine

Decided to blow off some steam.

Their clothes they did shed

And then hopped into bed.

Now guess who is turning quite green?