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There once was a Vulcan named Spock
Whose father he wanted to shock
He brought home Christine
In a black limousine
And said, "If it's rocking, don't bother to knock."
(Okay, my scan is off.)
Nurse Chapel was giddy with joy
When the special Nicosi sex toy
That she'd bought on sale
Arrived in the mail.
So she said, "Forget Spock, where's McCoy?"
McCoy and a nurse named Christine
Decided to blow off some steam.
Their clothes they did shed
And then hopped into bed.
Now guess who is turning quite green?