A Vulcan Face

by Catherine Kay

 

There once was a Captain named Kirk

Who most women thought was a jerk

He would storm any hill

Offering Red Shirts at will

Just so he could take off his shirt



Even though the Captain got older

He still made it a point to bare shoulder

With a rip in his shirt

While chasing a skirt

"We will make history," he told her.



Spock tries to serve Jim with good grace

Side stepping Kirk's conquests a pace

Neither rolling his eyes

Nor allowing loud sighs

Maintaining a true Vulcan face