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Chris Kay (Catherine's hubby)
Nurse Chapel knew parrots could talk.
Yet she gave one to Mr. Spock
While they were in bed,
It heard what they said,
and told all, "I love your big..." SQUAWK!
Christine quickly grabbed for the bird
before it could speak its last word.
but all who were near
didn't have to hear
the parrot's last word was inferred.