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You know you're Klingon when...

Cheree Cargill

Your mate gives you a little love nip and it takes 89 stitches to close the wound.

You drink Red Targ Beer ("Be your own Targ").

You turn green and run if your *gagh* ISN'T crawling.

You brush your teeth with a power belt sander.

Head butting literally means head butting.

You clean your nails with a bat-leth.

Your rendition of Klingon opera peels the paper off walls.

If you're a man and operating the family shuttlecraft, you'd rather accept discommendation than stop and ask directions.

You find being beaten with Klingon pain sticks a pleasant work out.